butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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