I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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