I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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