I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Houston, we have a squirter
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Randomize
