i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
