I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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