Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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