Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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