North Korea, Best Korea!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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