Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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