Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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