Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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