Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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