whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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