im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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