we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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