You don't have asthma, your pregnant
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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