Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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