Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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