Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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