i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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