I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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