Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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