Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I want her autograph on my taint
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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