I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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