Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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