if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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