yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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