when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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