after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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