i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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