please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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