Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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