Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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