they need to just BURY HIM!
he thought i was a dude.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
