Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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