I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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