Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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