I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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