He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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