I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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