What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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