I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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