From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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