Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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