We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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