It's like a parade of train wrecks.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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