I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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