Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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