So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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