I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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