I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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