Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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