so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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